On New Year's Eve, Sirius B. was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park at the pub and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a Bobby. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the constable.

'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Sirius B.

'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.

'My wife,' slurred Sirius B. grimly.

U bin spying on me THD/..............

Another funny incidents:
This first one was with our English teacher, it is somehow a dilemma to understand what she says. She was asking about an other meaning of 'Summit' and we understood that she wanted another word that had the same meaning of summit. I am the person who jumps and hurries giving the wrong answer. Anyways I said 'mount' and my wrong answer isn't the case in here.
She was like 'No, not house'. Our group burst with laughter. Well, not much because it'd have been a trouble if she had heard us. Can anyone find the similarity in pronouncation between 'mount' and 'house'??