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 Post subject: Not for the easily offended
PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:32 pm 
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In a mental asylum, a masochist, a zoophile, a sadist, an assassin, a necrophile and a pyroman are bored.

The zoophile says:
-We could f**k the cat?

To wich the sadist replies:
-Yes, lets f**k the cat then we torture it!

The assassin adds:
-Thats it, lets f**k the cat, torture it and then kill it!

The necrophile pipes up:
-Were going to f**k the cat, torture it, kill it then f**k it again!

The pyroman adds:
-Lets f**k the cat, torture it, kill it, f**k it again then we set it on fire!

Silence follows as they all turn and look at the masochist and ask:
-Dont you have anything to add?

To wich the masochist replies:
-Meoww!!!

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Thats good. my sides are aching here, Thank you :lol:

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