Nice one, I could use a store like this.

Drinkin and Drivin in Newfoundland



Two Newfies, Archie and Harry, were driving down the road drinking a couple
of beers.

The passenger, Harry, suddenly said,'Lord tundering... up ahead -- it's a
police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' dese here
beers!!'

'Don't worry,' Archie said. 'We'll just pull over and finish dese beers,
then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and trow the bottles
under the seat.'

'What fer?'

'J ist let me do de talkin', OK?'

So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put a label
on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the police officer took a long look at the
two of them and said, 'You boys been drinkin'?'

'No sir,' said Archie, pointing at the labels. 'We're on the patch.'

I know this is the funny files, but I thought it would raise a chuckle or two by posting this......check it out & have a few laughs at PC World's expense.......

AMD & Intel decide to crossover

Now here is a sad joke

CANADA PENSION - A Must Read. Only in Canada .

Do not apply for your old age pension...Apply to be a refugee. It is interesting that the federalgovernment provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of $2, 470.00. This compares very well to a single pensioner who, aftercontributing to the growth and development of Canada for40 or 50 years, can only receive a monthly maximum of$1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed IncomeSupplement.

Furthermore if you had the wisdom to have a RRSP and made other income generating investments you may have earned the right to receive nothing from the Federal Governmentas they claw your Old Age Pension back because in their opinion you do not need it!!!!!

Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees! Let's send this thought to as many Canadians as we can andmaybe we canGet the refugees cut back to $1,012.00 and the pensionersup to $2,470.00,So they can enjoy the money they were forced to submit tothe Canadian government for those 40 to 50 years.

An even sadder joke..............

It's a hell of a lot worse over here!!!!